Jumble: London and Nice ass

Afternoon all,

Today I went on a tour of London- I know I live here and most reactions I get when asking a friend will they tour London with me are the more popular sayings such as-

"Ceebs"

"Cba"

"Why the fuck would I do that? I live here you twat"

But my friend Lara, being the keen, small, over enthusiastic thing she is- Jumped with excitement at the idea of spending the day on the roof of a bus looking at sites we've already seen!

SO-

We first ventured to Trafalgar Square, looking like myself- A Chinese tourist, and Lara- A loser; while we took photo after photo with the lions- Acting like the typical tourists we are at heart.

Lara being eaten by a lion

Me kissing a lion

Turns out that we weren't even old enough to get on the bus as you have to be 15 and over due to hazard reasons, such as you might jump off the bus and try to commit suicide- Not that we ever would but, never know in this crazy world. Youngins these days

After failing epically at touring London we ended up going to Ripley's- "Believe it or not!"

Which was so cool like yeah

Casually hanging with a large inflated police man

The largest nose ever on someones face- wowza

The ugliest woman alive- it's a fact, sorry if this looks at you-

"You're beautiful no matter what I say"-

"Just the way you are."

Can you do this?

The tunnel of doom, gives the idea you're spinning around upside down,

Hehehee!

I don't know why the furry pink man is in this little album of photos but he's quite fun isn't he?

For lunch me and la went to "Wong Kei"- A pleasant lil Chinese restaurant on the back streets of China Town; Actually, it's not pleasant. The waiters are mean. Although, the food was:

'Hao'- That's Chinese for good!- Mandarin to be exact ;)

I've decided to embrace the fact people think I gotta little Chinese "flava"- Cause, tbh, Chinese people are safe- They make nice food, they have cool eyes and they have a very funny language; I feel like I belong there, ya know? Like I'm finally excepted into a community- I just wanna go cry to an old Chinese lady and tell her how my life is now complete

Lanterns 1

Lanterns 2

Um so next we ventured to Covent Garden and saw this performer which was very funny, I actually suggest seeing him because I didn't get bored after 45 minutes of sitting in the cold watching a man strip down to his underwear and juggle a chainsaw- surprisingly.

His facebook is-

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Covent-garden-chainsaw-juggler-with-great-ass/10591921613?ref=ts&v=wall

Lovin' the name "Covent garden chainsaw juggler with great ass"