Bacon on my head and bacon in my tummy

Good Afternoon all,


In Latin this week our homework was to name the 7 wonders of the 'modern' world.
Personally I've never been very interested in Latin, but now...
I've found so many cooooool places to go to one day woot, this may seem like such a borin post- But I HAVE A TWIST. 
So, when I was searching around for some groovy places I came across the 10 of the coolest tattoos of food. 
Random no? I also found weirdest sandwiches, strangest dildos and vibrators, amazing mushrooms, hilarious pictures with double meanings and also the strangest combovers. 


SO as a quite irrelevant post I thought I'd just show you some photos of the most interesting things i have discovered through latin

The bacon and egg man

Burger boy

The 'rubiks' sandwhich- watch and wonder. 

It's a teeny piano sandwich! 

Who wants a hand sanwich. Get the hand/ham pun? hahaa

Loving how old chinese grandpa 'scored' last night

I felt the need to put this twice.

The next few are answers on tests children have written previously- I've been in hysterics all afternoon over these-

I'm not meant to find this funny- ^^

So yeah quite a zoom zoom post, I just ceebs for actually writing anything as I'm tired and it looks like another rainy weekend in summer, and boys are so sucky-mucky right now!

You know when you like someone then they like you then you don't like them then you like them again the they don't like you? Boom. Situation Sabrina. Although at-least one couple is together-

SAMMY MAY AND JOSH SPOOR

Just thought i'd put that out there

If you're an outsider looking in to our small northlondon bubble, sorry about mentioning people that have no affect on your life

Anyone wanna go swimming?

I'm gonna go for a quick dip in the pool

Old and clichE- that's meant to be an accent-

I so wanna live like them! 

Bacon is good for me!

'Dedicated to Izamo Sanoski the hoe with no toes' 

Regards

SJ

London and Nice ass

Afternoon all, 

Today I went on a tour of London- I know I live here and most reactions I get when asking a friend will they tour London with me are the more popular sayings such as-

"Ceebs"

"Cba" 

"Why the fuck would I do that? I live here you twat" 

But my friend Lara, being the keen, small, over enthusiastic thing she is- Jumped with excitement at the idea of spending the day on the roof of a bus looking at sites we've already seen!

SO-

We first ventured to Trafalgar Square, looking like myself- A Chinese tourist, and Lara- A loser; while we took photo after photo with the lions- Acting like the typical tourists we are at heart. 

                                                                                                                                          

Lara being eaten by a lion

 

Me kissing a lion

Turns out that we weren't even old enough to get on the bus as you have to be 15 and over due to hazard reasons, such as you might jump off the bus and try to commit suicide- Not that we ever would but, never know in this crazy world. Youngins these days

After failing epically at touring London we ended up going to Ripley's- "Believe it or not!" 

Which was so cool like yeah

Casually hanging with a large inflated police man

The largest nose ever on someones face- wowza

The ugliest woman alive- it's a fact, sorry if this looks at you-

"You're beautiful no matter what I say"- 

"Just the way you are."

Can you do this? 

The tunnel of doom, gives the idea you're spinning around upside down,

Hehehee!

I don't know why the furry pink man is in this little album of photos but he's quite fun isn't he?

For lunch me and la went to "Wong Kei"- A pleasant lil Chinese restaurant on the back streets of China Town; Actually, it's not pleasant. The waiters are mean. Although, the food was:

'Hao'- That's Chinese for good!- Mandarin to be exact ;)

I've decided to embrace the fact people think I gotta little Chinese "flava"- Cause, tbh, Chinese people are safe- They make nice food, they have cool eyes and they have a very funny language; I feel like I belong there, ya know? Like I'm finally excepted into a community- I just wanna go cry to an old Chinese lady and tell her how my life is now complete

Lanterns 1

Lanterns 2

Um so next we ventured to Covent Garden and saw this performer which was very funny, I actually suggest seeing him because I didn't get bored after 45 minutes of sitting in the cold watching a man strip down to his underwear and juggle a chainsaw- surprisingly.

His facebook is-

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Covent-garden-chainsaw-juggler-with-great-ass/10591921613?ref=ts&v=wall

Lovin' the name "Covent garden chainsaw juggler with great ass"

Standardly raping the French escort

This guy's so lol

Juggling the chainsaw 

Oh my

So that's my day in London topped off with a walk along the embankment.

^^

That's just an irrelevant picture from Covent Garden, 

but he's so cool

So that is my day in Londres- I highly recommend the sight-seeing experience, even just on foot

Regards

SJ

Fame and Love

Happy Saturdays all, 


It's finally half term and all the stress is off our shoulders for ad least a week. 
Sadly, Valentines Day has not yet passed us by, so everyone get your tweezers out and your parties prepared as in only two days the world will divide into 'The Couples' and 'The lonely' 
Although on the inside everyone cares a little, does it really matter if we do or do not have a valentine? 
The thing I'm most excited for on Valentines Day is spending the day with 'my girls', cause as cheesy as this sounds they're the ones who actually love you, init. 


I thought for this post I might as well do a Valentines blog, in the theme of things. 


WORLD CLASS COUPLES-

Blaire Waldorf and Chuck Bass. Gossip girl. 

The biggest love debacle of them all

 Cassy and Sid. Skins.

Although she's off her head and he's just a hormonal geek

Talk about match made in heaven!

Sandy and Danny. Grease. 

The two perfect opposites brought together in the most

original way! Who would of thought it.

Serena Vanderwoodsen and Dan Humphrey. Gossip Girl.

Lonely boy and S are always seperated from one another-

Will they ever work it out? 

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

Talk about a couple who's been through it all, 

Marriage, divorce, marriage again and divorce again. 

Anthony and Cleopatra.

A love to die for

Lizzie and Gordo. Lizzie Mcguire.

One of my favourite ever television couples-

finally in the lizzie Mcguire movie they got it on, 

ahh class A

Katie Price and Peter Andre.

As low rent as they may be, everyone has an interest in them

If only they had an interest in each other

Freddie and Effy. Skins. 

Why does every great couple have to end up with

one of them dying?

Silver and Dixon. 90210.

It may just be me that's in love with this broken

dream, but one day I hope Dixon and Silver 

will meet eachother once again

Ross and Rachel. Friends.

Will they wont they will they wont they

The answer has gone with the wind

Miley Stewart and Jake Ryan. Hannah Montana.

Why'd you have to betray her, Jake? Why?

And last but not least the perfect couple-

Katy Perry and Russel Brand,

a fairytale ending

That ends my famous couples blog,

Love turns up in the most unexpected places

Evidentally ^

and a little song to leave you with

"Oh-oh I want to know, Oh-oh what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to my heart tonight." 

Regards

SJ

Stylish me

Happy Wednesday all, 


I thought today I'd give everyone a little idea on what clothing floats my boat. 
I have a slightly 'different' sense of style, but don't critisize, embrace- Ha, cheese

Personally, I don't think I can pull off a daring leather skirt, although inconvenient- due to sweaty thighs in summer, I think they're so cool! Lookin' sexified. 
But like, you need quite a lot of confidence to pull it off, it can be conveyed as quite
"Promiscuous" 


Urban Outfitters

I love the 60's/70's era, my fashion sense is all about the vintage look, as nothing really these days is particularly individual or unique, this is so classic. Hate the colour though, so boring!
Ahhh, chic 


Topshop 

Very few would buy this kinda thing, one might think you would end up with feathers on your head screming and looking like a red indian once you start buying clothes like this- 
But personally, I think it makes a statement- not to sure what kind of statement, but I like so shh


Topshop 

Ahh! Miss Marple does Lady Gaga glasses, can't get much better than that. 
The sparkles just add that certain touch of "je ne ce'st quoi" WHICH TRANSLATES TO- "I don't know." My leopard print coat- Topshop- would look perfect for a "I'm to cool for you, take a step back or i'll turn you into ice" 


U & O

I wouldn't usually go for something so basic, but the good thing about basics is that it can always be snazzed and jazzed up in different ways. 
I'd probably personalise with some badges or change the back to a backless kinda thingy majig, or just hire my friend to work on it for a tenner. 
Easy to pair with a more confusing patterned coat or maybe some Henry holland tights for an edgier look, whatever makes you sleep at night 


U & O

I don't usually do pumps, I prefer converse, and dm's and boots- But since i'm quite tall I should get used to wearing pumps as I don't wanna look like the bfg. These can kinda be worn with anything- Can't you just see yourself singing on your bike as you bicycle to your friends house in summer? Well I can, oh summer, please hurry 


Topshop 

I love bandanas, when my hairs messy- which it always is; or you want to hide the fact that you didn't wash your hair last night bandanas are a perfect disguise! 


Topshop 






















It's compulsery that everyone has a large, warm, cool jumper in their wardrobes. It's a must have. 
I wear my one like this one in the picture to the left? Right? not too sure but unless you're blind i'm sure you can find the picture. 


Rokit

A few more zoom zoom clothes

ASOS

ASOS

   

Urban Outfitters

ASOS

Whether you found this boring or not I really don't care because I care very much about my fashion sense- As a famous woman once said-

"There are never dull clothes, only dull minds"-

Save yourself the time of ratteling your brains for who said it because it was me, hehehe

Last but not least- A little song to leave you with, 

Since the majority of us will be alone on Valentines Day, this may make you feel a bit better- Have a little confidence eh? We blatently can't get a boy because we're TOO goodlooking. 

Regards

SJ